Sample Ironic Process Analysis Essay

So, you want to know how best to prepare for that chemistry test? Well, have I got some great tips for you. First, it is important to realize that what is being taught in the classroom is only a minute part of what the actual knowledge transfer is supposed to be. The teachers think that by teaching the students everything that is in the curriculum is enough and that they have done their jobs by teaching the students from books. This is hardly the case, as the real challenge for the students is to use that knowledge in a meaningful way to really understand what the subject is all about. The studying from books part is the least important bit.

One of the most important things that is required to take a chemistry exam is to binge on fast food before the day of the exam. Start your day with a huge breakfast at any of the fast food chains, followed by a super-sized lunch, a midday snack, and an extra large meal at night. This would ensure that your body has been correctly metabolized a day before the test. All the fat content and preservatives that are found in these fast foods are all chemicals that can be found in your chapter of organic chemistry. This way, you will know exactly how these chemicals affect your body and you will be better able to explain the effects in your exam paper.

Another very important thing to do right before the exam is to stay up late at night and play lots of video games. Doing this would help you in two distinct ways. First, you will be better able to read and write your exam the next day. This is because video games have been known to hone your mental capabilities and to improve your hand eye coordination. When you go into the exam room the next day, your hands and eyes would be seeing, well hand to eye and you will be able to write faster, clearer, and smoother. Another way that this would help would be by making you tired when you stay up late at night playing the games. Almost all teachers and parents recommend that you get a good night's sleep before your exam, and the only way to get a good night's sleep is if you are really tired. So, staying up late at night playing video games would make you really tired and you will be able to get a good night's sleep before your exam.

The best time to actually read your chemistry books is right before the exam. Since you would be sleeping all night, the best time to do that would be while brushing your teeth, using the toilet, having breakfast, or on the bus from your house to your school. And since you will not have the time to read the whole book, the best thing to do is to close your eyes, and randomly choose any three subjects by dropping your finger on the 'contents' page. This way you would have minimized your own biases and you would have a much better chance of getting at least one question from either of your random choices. This time would also be best utilized to pray that the teacher gives you questions from the topics that you have chosen.

You wanted to know what I thought were the best ways to prepare for your chemistry test and here I have explained them all. Eating well (but not too well) before your exam day, vigorous training of your mind and complete alignment of your senses, and removing unnecessary variables from the equation and focusing only on what you think is right along with strong faith in religious spirituality are all the things that I recommend. Of course, these are only the things that I think would best prepare you for the exam. I never said that they would help you succeed with a passing grade. For all I know, you would probably fail if you took my advice. But that is what you wanted, right, my advice on how best to prepare for the exam? Well, that is exactly what you got.